If you gave him a penny for his thoughts,you'd get change.如果你用一分钱买他的想法，你还能拿到找零的。

Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.他肯定是趁救生员不备，跳进基因池。

You eat with that mouth?你是用这张嘴吃饭的吗？

During evolution,his ancestors were in the control group.进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权派。（要不是走后门，他怎么有机会进化成人？ ）

A room temperature IQ.IQ值简直和室温一样高。

Are you raised in the barn?你是不是乡下长大的啊？

I'm so fed up with your BS.Cut the crap.我受够了你的废话，少说废话吧。

I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你！

Don’t waste my time anymore. 别再浪费我的了！

can’t you do anything right? 成事不足，败事有余。

I’m very disappointed. 真让我失望。

If he were any more stupid,he'd have to be watered twice a week.如果他再笨点儿，就要一周给他浇两次水了。（把他当植物来看了。）

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